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NOT YOUR AVERAGE JOE'S BETHESDA IS BACK OPEN FOR TAKEOUT & DELIVERY HERE FOR YOU, BETHESDA WITH TAKEOUT & DELIVERY DAILY 12-8PM EVEN THOUGH OUR DINING ROOM MAY BE CLOSED, WE’VE RE-OPENED OUR KITCHEN FOR TAKEOUT & DELIVERY, SO YOU CAN ENJOY THE FOOD YOU LOVE, ALONG WITH WINE & BEER TO-GO, FROM THE COMFORT OF HOME. ORDER AHEAD (240-316-4555), CURBSIDE PICKUP & DOORDASH DELIVERY! TO GO DIY KITS SANGRIA KIT your choice of red or white, includes bottle of our house wine, fresh fruit and mix $25 PIZZA KIT includes 2 doughs, pizza sauce, cheese and pepperoni $12 FAMILY BUNDLES LARGE JOE SCHMO + BUFFALO CHICKEN TENDERS our classic tomato and cheese pizza and an order of our popular boneless buffalo tenders $20 STEAK TIPS BUNDLE designed to serve 4-5. includes your choice of a family size house or ceasar salad, family size steak tips with mashed potatoes and sautéed spinach and a bottle of canyon road merlot or pinot grigio $80 / upgrade to prophecy sauvignon blanc or alamos malbec $7 MUSTARD CRUSTED CHICKEN BUNDLE designed to serve 4-5. includes your choice of a family size house or ceasar salad, family size mustard crusted chicken with seasonal veg and mashed potatoes and a bottle of canyon road merlot or pinot grigio $75 / upgrade to prophecy sauvignon blanc or alamos malbec $7 JAMBALAYA BUNDLE designed to serve 4-5. includes your choice of a family size house or ceasar salad, andouille sausage, spicy chourico, chicken, shrimp, veggies and rice, simmered in a cajun-spiced tomato broth and a bottle of canyon road merlot or pinot grigio $70 / upgrade to prophecy sauvignon blanc or alamos malbec $7 FAMILY MEALS designed to serve 4-5 people FAMILY APPETIZERS FAMILY CHEESE STEAK EGG ROLLS thinly sliced sirloin, caramelized onions, provolone and american cheeses in crispy egg roll wrapper, served with spicy chinese mustard $25 (2400 cal) FAMILY BUFFALO CARIBBEAN CHICKEN TENDERS hand-breaded and tossed with our addictive mango-buffalo bbq sauce served with pineapple- jalapeño salsa and blue cheese dressing (add'l 600 cal) $25 (2750 cal) FAMILY CHICKEN DUMPLINGS joe's take on pot stickers, bursting with flavor in a citrus soy sauce $21 (850 cal) FAMILY SALADS FAMILY SUPER CRUNCH SALAD chopped salad with grilled chicken, quinoa, apples, pistachios, avocado, spinach, oranges, cukes, mint and cilantro with orange-sesame dressing $39 (2430 cal) FAMILY COBB SALAD romaine, arugula, bacon, blue cheese, grilled chicken, avocado, corn, tomatoes and hard-boiled egg with blue cheese dressing $39 (3840 cal) FAMILY CLASSIC CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD crisp hearts of romaine tossed with house-made focaccia croutons, shaved romano cheese and grilled chicken with lemon-garlic dressing $38 (2310 cal) FAMILY HOUSE SALAD mixed greens, cucumbers, red onion, tomatoes, carrots, house-made focaccia croutons, choice of dressing $24 (680 cal) / add grilled chicken $9 FAMILY CLASSIC CAESAR SALAD crisp hearts of romaine with house-made focaccia croutons and shaved romano cheese with lemon-garlic dressing $29 (1310 cal) FAMILY ENTRÉES FAMILY MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN marinated in 3 mustards, hand-breaded in panko bread crumbs, pan-seared and served with seasonal veg and mashed potatoes $60 (2310 cal) FAMILY JAMBALAYA andouille sausage, spicy chourico, chicken, shrimp, veggies and rice, simmered in a cajun-spiced tomato broth $60 (1900 cal) FAMILY SIRLOIN TIPS marinated, grilled and served with mashed potatoes, sautéed spinach, pickled red onions and balsamic glaze $65 (3430 cal) FAMILY CHICKEN PARMESAN romano bread crumb-crusted chicken, pan-seared and topped with melted mozzarella over linguini with house-made tomato sauce $60 (3410 cal) FAMILY SIMPLE SALMON grilled atlantic salmon with sautéed green beans and rice pilaf $65 (2530 cal) APPETIZERS JOE'S FAMOUS FOCACCIA LOAF baked fresh daily, served with our cheesy romano-red pepper garlic dipping sauce $10 (2500 cal) CHEESE STEAK EGG ROLLS thinly sliced sirloin, caramelized onions, provolone and american cheeses in crispy egg roll wrapper, served with spicy chinese mustard $12.25 (960 cal) AHI TUNA WONTONS choose from japanese chili-spiced crispy wontons or chilled cucumbers, topped with rare-seared sesame-crusted tuna, sweet soy, pickled ginger and wasabi aioli (gluten-free version available). (470/370 cal) $15 BUFFALO CARIBBEAN CHICKEN TENDERS hand-breaded and tossed with our addictive mango-buffalo bbq sauce served with pineapplejalapeño salsa and blue cheese dressing (add'l 300 cal) $11.75 (1100 cal) CHICKEN DUMPLINGS joe's take on pot stickers, bursting with flavor in a citrus soy sauce $10.75 (340 cal) SOUP & SALADS NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER a traditional version, rich with quahogs, bacon and potatoes $6.5 cup (320 cal) / $7.5 bowl (480 cal) SUPER CRUNCH SALAD chopped salad with grilled chicken, quinoa, apples, pistachios, avocado, spinach, oranges, cukes, mint and cilantro in an orange-sesame dressing (gluten-free version available) $15.5 (810 cal) COBB SALAD romaine, arugula, bacon, blue cheese, grilled chicken, avocado, corn, tomatoes and hard-boiled egg tossed in blue cheese dressing (gluten-free version available) $15.5 (1280 cal) CLASSIC CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD crisp hearts of romaine tossed in lemon-garlic dressing, with house-made focaccia croutons, shaved romano cheese and grilled chicken $15 (770 cal) ENTRÉES MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN three-mustard marinated, hand-breaded in panko bread crumbs, pan-seared and served with seasonal veg and mashed potatoes (gluten-free version available) $17.75 (840 cal) JAMBALAYA andouille sausage, spicy chourico, chicken, shrimp, veggies and rice, simmered in a cajun-spiced tomato broth (gluten-free version available) $19.75 (690 cal) SIRLOIN TIPS marinated, grilled and served with mashed potatoes, sautéed spinach, pickled red onions and balsamic glaze $22 (1250 cal) CHICKEN PARMESAN romano bread crumb-crusted chicken, pan-seared and topped with melted mozzarella over linguini with house-made tomato sauce $18 (1240 cal) SIMPLE SALMON grilled atlantic salmon with sautéed green beans and rice pilaf (gluten-free version available) $23.75 (920 cal) SANDWICHES & BURGERS All sandwiches and burgers served with choice of mixed greens or french fries. Substitute sweet potato fries +$1 BACKYARD CHEESEBURGER our classic burger with white cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickle. (1100/1410 cal) $14.25 / add country bacon (60 cal) $1 MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN BLT mustard-marinated and panko crusted with country bacon, lettuce, tomato and lemon aioli on toasted ciabatta with house slaw. (960/1270 cal) $14 TUSCAN GRILLED CHICKEN grilled chicken with melted fresh mozzarella, marinated tomatoes, lemon aioli and arugula on toasted ciabatta. (990/1300 cal) $13.5 TURKEY AVOCADO CLUB applewood smoked turkey, avocado and country bacon with lettuce, tomato and mayo on toasted multigrain bread (gluten-free version available). (770/1080 cal) $13.75 "IMPOSSIBLE" CAPRESE BURGER plant based burger served with arugula, fresh mozzarella and roasted tomatoes (gluten-free version available). (790/1165 cal) $16.25 KIDS MAC AND CHEESE pasta in our creamy cheese sauce $8 (1260 cal) CHICKEN TENDERS hand-breaded with choice of fries, vegetable or fresh fruit $8 (525-750 cal) PIZZA our classic tomato and cheese pizza $8 (800 cal) PIZZA The best pizza (meaning ours) starts with a stone-ground flour from Italy, made-from-scratch sauce from imported tomatoes and all natural mozzarella. We hand-form the dough, top it and bake it in our 700º stone-hearth oven JOE SCHMO our classic tomato and cheese pizza $12 small (880 cal) / $18 large (1760 cal) PEPPERONI our classic tomato and cheese pizza with pepperoni $13 small (1110 cal) / $19.5 large (2090 cal) MARGHERITA fresh mozzarella, roasted tomatoes, garlic, basil, extra virgin olive oil and freshly grated romano $13 small (1020 cal) / $19.5 large (1770 cal) BUFFALO CHICKEN crispy chicken tenders tossed in our mango-buffalo barbeque sauce with mozzarella, scallions and blue cheese dressing $14 small (1760 cal) / $20.5 large (3270 cal) EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK our classic tomato and cheese pizza with pepperoni, roasted sausage, sliced mushrooms, white onions and green peppers $16 small (1590 cal) / $23.5 large (2840 cal) DESSERTS CHEESECAKE simply classic with graham cracker crust or creamy oreo with chocolate crust. (810/1025 cal) $9 CHOCOLATE MOUSSE CAKE a dreamy dessert for your inner chocoholic, rich chocolate cake layered with white and milk chocolate mousse $9 (730 cal) CARROT CAKE our version is moist and fragrant with cinnamon, frosted with cream cheese icing, garnished by pecans and served with a drizzle of caramel sauce (gluten-free version available) $9 (620 cal) BEER & WINE Anyone picking up Beer and/or Wine ordered will need to show ID proving you are of 21 years of age or older CANYON ROAD MERLOT OR PINOT GRIGIO BOTTLE $18 PROPHECY SAUVIGNON BLANC $25 ALAMOS MALBEC $25 BUD LIGHT, TRULY OR CORONA BOTTLE $2.5 / $13 6 pack
NOT YOUR AVERAGE JOE'S BETHESDA IS BACK OPEN FOR TAKEOUT & DELIVERY
HERE FOR YOU, BETHESDA
WITH TAKEOUT & DELIVERY
DAILY 12-8PM
EVEN THOUGH OUR DINING ROOM MAY BE CLOSED, WE’VE RE-OPENED OUR KITCHEN FOR TAKEOUT & DELIVERY, SO YOU CAN ENJOY THE FOOD YOU LOVE, ALONG WITH WINE & BEER TO-GO, FROM THE COMFORT OF HOME.
ORDER AHEAD (240-316-4555), CURBSIDE PICKUP & DOORDASH DELIVERY!
your choice of red or white, includes bottle of our house wine, fresh fruit and mix $25
includes 2 doughs, pizza sauce, cheese and pepperoni $12
our classic tomato and cheese pizza and an order of our popular boneless buffalo tenders $20
designed to serve 4-5. includes your choice of a family size house or ceasar salad, family size steak tips with mashed potatoes and sautéed spinach and a bottle of canyon road merlot or pinot grigio $80 / upgrade to prophecy sauvignon blanc or alamos malbec $7
designed to serve 4-5. includes your choice of a family size house or ceasar salad, family size mustard crusted chicken with seasonal veg and mashed potatoes and a bottle of canyon road merlot or pinot grigio $75 / upgrade to prophecy sauvignon blanc or alamos malbec $7
designed to serve 4-5. includes your choice of a family size house or ceasar salad, andouille sausage, spicy chourico, chicken, shrimp, veggies and rice, simmered in a cajun-spiced tomato broth and a bottle of canyon road merlot or pinot grigio $70 / upgrade to prophecy sauvignon blanc or alamos malbec $7
designed to serve 4-5 people
thinly sliced sirloin, caramelized onions, provolone and american cheeses in crispy egg roll wrapper, served with spicy chinese mustard $25 (2400 cal)
hand-breaded and tossed with our addictive mango-buffalo bbq sauce served with pineapple- jalapeño salsa and blue cheese dressing (add'l 600 cal) $25 (2750 cal)
joe's take on pot stickers, bursting with flavor in a citrus soy sauce $21 (850 cal)
chopped salad with grilled chicken, quinoa, apples, pistachios, avocado, spinach, oranges, cukes, mint and cilantro with orange-sesame dressing $39 (2430 cal)
romaine, arugula, bacon, blue cheese, grilled chicken, avocado, corn, tomatoes and hard-boiled egg with blue cheese dressing $39 (3840 cal)
crisp hearts of romaine tossed with house-made focaccia croutons, shaved romano cheese and grilled chicken with lemon-garlic dressing $38 (2310 cal)
mixed greens, cucumbers, red onion, tomatoes, carrots, house-made focaccia croutons, choice of dressing $24 (680 cal) / add grilled chicken $9
crisp hearts of romaine with house-made focaccia croutons and shaved romano cheese with lemon-garlic dressing $29 (1310 cal)
marinated in 3 mustards, hand-breaded in panko bread crumbs, pan-seared and served with seasonal veg and mashed potatoes $60 (2310 cal)
andouille sausage, spicy chourico, chicken, shrimp, veggies and rice, simmered in a cajun-spiced tomato broth $60 (1900 cal)
marinated, grilled and served with mashed potatoes, sautéed spinach, pickled red onions and balsamic glaze $65 (3430 cal)
romano bread crumb-crusted chicken, pan-seared and topped with melted mozzarella over linguini with house-made tomato sauce $60 (3410 cal)
grilled atlantic salmon with sautéed green beans and rice pilaf $65 (2530 cal)
baked fresh daily, served with our cheesy romano-red pepper garlic dipping sauce $10 (2500 cal)
thinly sliced sirloin, caramelized onions, provolone and american cheeses in crispy egg roll wrapper, served with spicy chinese mustard $12.25 (960 cal)
choose from japanese chili-spiced crispy wontons or chilled cucumbers, topped with rare-seared sesame-crusted tuna, sweet soy, pickled ginger and wasabi aioli (gluten-free version available). (470/370 cal) $15
hand-breaded and tossed with our addictive mango-buffalo bbq sauce served with pineapplejalapeño salsa and blue cheese dressing (add'l 300 cal) $11.75 (1100 cal)
joe's take on pot stickers, bursting with flavor in a citrus soy sauce $10.75 (340 cal)
a traditional version, rich with quahogs, bacon and potatoes $6.5 cup (320 cal) / $7.5 bowl (480 cal)
chopped salad with grilled chicken, quinoa, apples, pistachios, avocado, spinach, oranges, cukes, mint and cilantro in an orange-sesame dressing (gluten-free version available) $15.5 (810 cal)
romaine, arugula, bacon, blue cheese, grilled chicken, avocado, corn, tomatoes and hard-boiled egg tossed in blue cheese dressing (gluten-free version available) $15.5 (1280 cal)
crisp hearts of romaine tossed in lemon-garlic dressing, with house-made focaccia croutons, shaved romano cheese and grilled chicken $15 (770 cal)
three-mustard marinated, hand-breaded in panko bread crumbs, pan-seared and served with seasonal veg and mashed potatoes (gluten-free version available) $17.75 (840 cal)
andouille sausage, spicy chourico, chicken, shrimp, veggies and rice, simmered in a cajun-spiced tomato broth (gluten-free version available) $19.75 (690 cal)
marinated, grilled and served with mashed potatoes, sautéed spinach, pickled red onions and balsamic glaze $22 (1250 cal)
romano bread crumb-crusted chicken, pan-seared and topped with melted mozzarella over linguini with house-made tomato sauce $18 (1240 cal)
grilled atlantic salmon with sautéed green beans and rice pilaf (gluten-free version available) $23.75 (920 cal)
All sandwiches and burgers served with choice of mixed greens or french fries. Substitute sweet potato fries +$1
our classic burger with white cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickle. (1100/1410 cal) $14.25 / add country bacon (60 cal) $1
mustard-marinated and panko crusted with country bacon, lettuce, tomato and lemon aioli on toasted ciabatta with house slaw. (960/1270 cal) $14
grilled chicken with melted fresh mozzarella, marinated tomatoes, lemon aioli and arugula on toasted ciabatta. (990/1300 cal) $13.5
applewood smoked turkey, avocado and country bacon with lettuce, tomato and mayo on toasted multigrain bread (gluten-free version available). (770/1080 cal) $13.75
plant based burger served with arugula, fresh mozzarella and roasted tomatoes (gluten-free version available). (790/1165 cal) $16.25
pasta in our creamy cheese sauce $8 (1260 cal)
hand-breaded with choice of fries, vegetable or fresh fruit $8 (525-750 cal)
our classic tomato and cheese pizza $8 (800 cal)
The best pizza (meaning ours) starts with a stone-ground flour from Italy, made-from-scratch sauce from imported tomatoes and all natural mozzarella. We hand-form the dough, top it and bake it in our 700º stone-hearth oven
our classic tomato and cheese pizza $12 small (880 cal) / $18 large (1760 cal)
our classic tomato and cheese pizza with pepperoni $13 small (1110 cal) / $19.5 large (2090 cal)
fresh mozzarella, roasted tomatoes, garlic, basil, extra virgin olive oil and freshly grated romano $13 small (1020 cal) / $19.5 large (1770 cal)
crispy chicken tenders tossed in our mango-buffalo barbeque sauce with mozzarella, scallions and blue cheese dressing $14 small (1760 cal) / $20.5 large (3270 cal)
our classic tomato and cheese pizza with pepperoni, roasted sausage, sliced mushrooms, white onions and green peppers $16 small (1590 cal) / $23.5 large (2840 cal)
simply classic with graham cracker crust or creamy oreo with chocolate crust. (810/1025 cal) $9
a dreamy dessert for your inner chocoholic, rich chocolate cake layered with white and milk chocolate mousse $9 (730 cal)
our version is moist and fragrant with cinnamon, frosted with cream cheese icing, garnished by pecans and served with a drizzle of caramel sauce (gluten-free version available) $9 (620 cal)
Anyone picking up Beer and/or Wine ordered will need to show ID proving you are of 21 years of age or older
$18
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$2.5 / $13 6 pack